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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This heavyweight hoodie wears like a quiet proclamation. The muted rust color and clean serif text create a contemplative, literary mood—like rewinding to a memory taped between pages. It’s roomy without feeling sloppy, the three-panel fleece-lined hood and kangaroo pocket invite you to linger on cool mornings. On the back, a block of text reads like a line of private poetry, framed with deliberate white type that catches the eye without shouting. Pair it with worn jeans or layer it under a coat for late-night walks, record-store runs, or lingering at a café. It fits the person who collects lines, carries stories, and wants their clothing to speak with texture and restraint.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Heavy 10 oz \/ yd² fleece with 100% combed cotton face yarn for soft, durable warmth\u003cbr\u003e- 70% cotton \/ 30% recycled polyester blend (heather grey varies) for structure and eco-conscious comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Three-panel fleece-lined hood with dyed-to-match drawcords and metal eyelets\u003cbr\u003e- Kangaroo pocket plus 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with under 5% shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching on all seams, tear-away tag, and soft 3-end fleece finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49952325632140,"sku":"76756792879631294547","price":66.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 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