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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that feels lived-in from the first wear. 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The tubular knit and double-needle stitching keep the silhouette clean while the garment-dye process gives the fabric a faded, comfortable finish that only gets better with each wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and tubular knit (no side seams)\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available; offered in 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 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