Shitting on the Front Porch Step Hoodie
Black / S
$66
Sale price
$66
Regular price
$0
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This heavyweight hoodie wears like a quiet proclamation. The muted rust color and clean serif text create a contemplative, literary mood—like rewinding to a memory taped between pages. It’s roomy without feeling sloppy, the three-panel fleece-lined hood and kangaroo pocket invite you to linger on cool mornings. On the back, a block of text reads like a line of private poetry, framed with deliberate white type that catches the eye without shouting. Pair it with worn jeans or layer it under a coat for late-night walks, record-store runs, or lingering at a café. It fits the person who collects lines, carries stories, and wants their clothing to speak with texture and restraint.
Product features
- Heavy 10 oz / yd² fleece with 100% combed cotton face yarn for soft, durable warmth
- 70% cotton / 30% recycled polyester blend (heather grey varies) for structure and eco-conscious comfort
- Three-panel fleece-lined hood with dyed-to-match drawcords and metal eyelets
- Kangaroo pocket plus 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with under 5% shrinkage
- Double-needle stitching on all seams, tear-away tag, and soft 3-end fleece finish
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Shitting on the Front Porch Step Hoodie
$66
Sale price
$66
Regular price
$0
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 21.00 | 23.00 | 24.50 | 26.50 | 27.50 | 28.50 |
| Length, in | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Heavy 10 oz / yd² fleece with 100% combed cotton face yarn for soft, durable warmth
- 70% cotton / 30% recycled polyester blend (heather grey varies) for structure and eco-conscious comfort
- Three-panel fleece-lined hood with dyed-to-match drawcords and metal eyelets
- Kangaroo pocket plus 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with under 5% shrinkage
- Double-needle stitching on all seams, tear-away tag, and soft 3-end fleece finish
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat